I am going to stand outside, so if anyone asks i am outstanding..
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Friday, November 30, 2012
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Sunday, November 25, 2012
I don't think so mate...
A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves.
The husband says, '' No chance love, they're way too expensive.''
Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and then lower on to her thigh.
She turns to him and says, ''I don't think so mate. If you're not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain't riding it!''
Saturday, November 10, 2012
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
You know you won an argument..
You know you won an argument..
When the other person responds with
''WHATEVER''
Sunday, November 4, 2012
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
I have FACEBOOK..
No, I don't watch soap operas.
I have FACEBOOK
There's a new episode every 5 minutes.
Smoking pot may be illegal..
Smoking pot may be illegal, but then again,
so is the music on your iPod...
Monday, October 1, 2012
Limit on Relationship Status...
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to '' Unstable''
Sunday, September 30, 2012
I save lives each day...
I save lives each day because there are people out there that need to b shot, and I don't shoot 'em..
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Next time you go on a roller coaster....
Next time you go on a roller coaster take some spare bolts with you & tell the person in front of you, ''Dude these came out of your seat!''
The surest sign..
The surest sign that intelligent life exists else where in the universe is that none of it tried to contact us.
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