Monday, August 20, 2012

Hunting flies..



A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 
'' What are you doing?'' she asked.
''Hunting flies.'' he responded.
''Oh! killing any?'' she asked.
''Yep, 3 males, 2 females.'' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
''How can you tell them apart?''

He responded,
''3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.''

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